things people would rather have than money

Chocolate Fondue Fountain

There's a circulating pump that blorts the molten chocolate out the top of the unit, whereon it oozes over the platforms below. Just stick your food (and your tender fingers) under the flow.

The thing that squicked the wife was the suggestion "Barbecue sauces also work well - dip skewered meats or poultry." Mmm, spewing fountain of barbeque sauce...