Recirculating Cheese

Francie recently got a shower curtain with a world map on it, which is a joy to behold, but it only took a couple minutes to start poking holes in it, as it were. So here I am, sitting on the toilet, armed with a globe, an atlas, the Perry-Castañeda Library Map Collection, the CIA World Factbook, the World Gazetteer, the UN List of Member States, and Wikipedia (and a really crappy wireless connection, I might add), ( proof-reading the shower curtain )

There. You were warned. Give yourself extra points if you were compelled to get a map. Give yourself double-extra points if you didn't need a map.